March 2012
There is a man kneeling with a rosary outside of...
the-hurricane-k-reigns-here:
Thank you for your prayers, kind sir. May they hasten the healing of this most uncomfortable yeast infection. Praise jesus and amen.
I asked an astrology question from an astrology blog and I think I’m getting blown off by them
It’s not a hard question - I just want to know why I don’t get along with Scorpios and what I can do to try to get along with them
God
February 2012
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I don't believe Sophie M. Herold is real
I said it. Yeah, this is too precise of an attack to be anything other than a troll.
Did you all ever read about msscribe in the potter fandom? I highly recommend it.
jarvis-cockblocker:
Generic Pulp Song:
I shagged your mum Now I’m gonna shag your dad UHhhhhnnnnnnnnnn Let me touch your breasts And we’ll have consensual sex Uhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnn Mamamamamamamamama
*high pitched squeal* Oh yeah!
DYING
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probably some ruffian who can also hack...
Roommate: Dude can I use your computer
Sean: Sure the password is ***********
Roommate: Thx
Sean: btw
Sean: there is no porn on my computer
Sean: Any porn you may find on my computer must have been from some other person using my computer and not me
Roommate: kay
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This week: Moriarty
Trying to get into this bugger’s head is a trip. What kind of childhood did Jimmy have?
What I know from BBC!Canon: - Teased by Carl Powers, and murdered him probably around age 13-15. - Totally fucking crazy - psychopathic - Like all good villains, extremely clever. Probably manipulative from early age. - Has a taste for expensive things - like suits (…and Crown jewels.) - Really...
interpretation of The Hunger Games by someone...
So it’s probably set in the future, and the United States are split up into different regions and I guess each region makes different stuff. Apparently none of them make food, because everyone’s hungry. So hungry, they decide to send children to fight each other to the death over the food. Presumably the region that loses these “games” doesn’t get any food.
There is...
I don’t understand people getting worked up over the whole, Liu!Watson not being a decorated war hero, and that it’s a dishonour to the character…
aren’t you all the same people writing AU fanfic where Sherlock and John work in a sandwich shop or they’re professional figure skaters
ha
tiefightervstheenterprise:
losing followers for posting so much sherlock/benedict?
I DONT WANT YOU HERE ANYWAYS THEN
My mom keeps telling me to get a gun, for safety. I don’t want a gun. It wasn’t until yesterday I realized why.
I feel like if I tell her the truth it would alarm her too badly, so perhaps I will just sit through the egging until she gets tired of asking me.
I don’t have a gun or want to be around them at all because as someone who suffers from chronic depression, I am...
“The adventures of a young man whose principal interests are ultra-violence and...”
– “A Clockwork Orange” poster (via oculartreat)
gladys-allover asked: youtube. Cumberbatch and Cumbermum talking to French and Saunders on the radio. So funny
trijumeau replied to your post: I think he’s the little spoon but he’s entirely the one in charge and orchestrating the entire thing.
what is wrong with us
If you find out lemme know
gladys-allover asked: I think he's the little spoon but he's entirely the one in charge and orchestrating the entire thing.
gladys-allover asked: Do you think he'd call me daddy if I were Moran :(
gladys-allover asked: *make me call him Daddy I think I meant. either way I need a cold shower
peepantsrepulsa asked: we say aunt, caramel, pajamas, and gif differently, it's SODA!!!! what even is a Virginia accent? we should make one up and tell people that's how everyone in Va talks
sailbackto-me asked: ugh i'm so attracted to you stop that.
gladys-allover asked: Was Moran in the BBC one? or am I just an idiot?
cigarette blues
raaawrbin:
a continuation to this
A man wakes up on a roof not knowing who or where he is, or why there’s blood, or why the only thing he has in his possession is the still warm cigarette clenched in his palm.
like a thieving fox: his eyes, they're golden... →
raaawrbin:
[Golden brown texture like sun]
[Lays me down with my mind he runs]
[Throughout the night, No need to fight]
[Never a frown with golden brown]
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Golden Brown - The Stranglers
His hand moves up the still face and pauses there, right…
more mor/mor!
I made a web site with fifty pages on it and I...
Ok so I just had a meal, like - a one-serving, forever alone, steam-in-the-microwave-and-you’re-done dinner - and I’m hungry. My stomach is rumblin. It’s not fair! Why doesn’t my body know that the portions dictated by the LEAN CUISINE company are the correct portions for a lonely man.
Now I want cake. ….I have no cake, though.
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Watch—-> I am adorable by the way.
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!
- Your name and username.
- Where you’re from.
- Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
- What is it...
VA Ultrasound bill passed
I am not a happy Sean
Nor am I a happy VA resident.
Actually I feel like breakin shit