January 2011
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Butterflies switch up sex roles depending on how... →
genderqueer:
Submitted by symphonicrevolution
What a coincidence, because…
I wonder how boys feel when they're in love.
Truefax: We go totally gay, even when we’re not. If we’re gay, we go even gayer.
I should write something…but I don’t remember how to write fiction. It’s been a long time, and looking back at my work in the past….it’s all amateur childish dribble.
BUT AH WANT TO WRITE FANFICTHUNNNNN
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“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
– Groucho Marx
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“Die, my dear? Why that’s the last thing I’ll do!”
– Groucho Marx (last words :)
fyeahcolinandryan:
Colin: As our regular viewers know I have 8 children, although only 3 of them are actually mine…
Phone plans, thwarted
I have been going back and forth for months, trying to man up and get my OWN cell phone plan. But it’s ex-pen-siiiveee, and I’m a whiney bitch, and why should I when my parents already pay for my talk-and-text plan? So what if everyone I know has a data plan and a fucking smartphone? I have an iTouch, it does…some…of the same things….right…..
So, RIGHT when...
I just want to feel smart again.
In 2006 I was masterminding huge chunks of the campus’s student body. Now I’m misspelling the name “Campbell” as “Cambpell” during the course of my mediocre office-slag-monkey job.
While I’m at it - how come I can spend my whole life having people tell me I’m smart every day, and then ONE FRIEND tells me I’m not, and it ruins my self-esteem?
“‘As I told you, I have always loved her, and her happiness is very dear to me....”
– ‘Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves.’, P.G. Wodehouse (via streebgreeblings)
introductory said: Somewhat random, but you’re really quite handsome.
Don’t tell me that, I’ll be impossible to live with. Ego is fat enough already. Comment still makes me feel all tingly-fuzzy though.
AIM ME....they call me.....humanyouth
:D Homework is boring!!!
I often wonder if I am actually smart or just...
This feels like a productive use of my time.
Been at it for an hour, just checking back in to Tumblr to let you all know I found a mistake in this fucking stupid textbook I am pouring over. Horne, Janet; Quickbooks Pro 2010: A Complete Course. Page 84:
Deleting an invoice or sales receipt permanently removes it from Quickbooks Pro without leaving a trace.
No trace, except for the AUDIT TRAIL FEATURE WHICH LOGS ALL ACTIVITY INCLUDING...
I will start my homework any second. Aaaannny second. It’s my last chance to do it so I have to.
…damn, but why is Tumblr so exciting tonight when I’m busy, but it was so dead last night when I was bored to tears? Unfair.
A Chicken Chain’s Corporate Ethos Is Questioned by... →
Honestly? Their chicken sammich is SO GOOD, they could be killing puppies out back and I’d probably still go there.
I would draw the line eventually, but not until Chick-fil-a is explicitly calling out homosexuality.
Mmmmn Chick-Fil-A. Shit it’s Sunday they’re closed.
