February 2012
1 tag
Probably not the correct response, but possibly...
Coworker Guy 1: Sean hired a new girl
Coworker Guy 2: Is she good-lookin'?
Sean (interjecting): Sorry did you just ask if she is good looking?
Coworker Guy 3: Yeah
Coworker Guy 1: That's pretty much the first standard new-girl question
(All coworker guys laugh)
Sean: WELL ... !
Sean: SHE ISN'T
trijumeau asked: Oh god that is such a perf answer.I used to get asked that all the time by stupid kids on the way home from sixth form so I'd pull a scary face and in an evil voice say "BOTH" and they'd run off in fear
I was a little worried about my new coworker whose first day was yesterday. She reads me as male. But my coworkers are only at about 50% with correct pronouns for me, so I was anxious about that conversation that was pending: “Why do they call you ‘she’?” This coworker is kind of a… “Good Ol’ Gal,” if you take my meaning. I was completely not sure...
The bar I am going to tonight doesn’t have a sign out front. Unless you count a drawing of a red derby hat. The bar is called Red Derby so that is kind of their sign. It’s pretty dumbed-down for an intellectual like me. The first time I went, I was like, “Where’s this Red Derby joint? All I see is this establishment with the hat drawn over the door.”
trijumeau asked: it's Alice. I am back
Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
Watchglossolaliakaraoke:
veganmudblood:
theycallithotchocolate:
allthestrangerplaces:
-holiday:
the-plaid-velociraptor:
foxbabies:
algrenion:
khatman:
wheres-your-hookblade:
eziohotpantsauditore:
stay-bene-amici:
nondesignated:
tyleroakley:
Just one of those posts I can’t NOT reblog.
That’s it, I will never call myself an artist again until I can match this woman’s sheer...
i just bought a penis
-________-;
Watchtyleroakley:
Instantly adding this to my GIF folder. INSTANTLY.
i am in love. Btdubs my friend I can get one ANY SIZE
“True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made...”
– - Lucy, When Worlds Collide: Fandom and Male Privilege. (via seaofbadstories)
I might have reblogged this already but it’s so good I don’t care.
(via stfufauxminists)
Kyriarchy in action.
(via transstingray)
Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women...
harukaxd:
ok i am going to go download pokemon blaPK
Google: How to Remove Your Google Web History... →
valeria2067:
Google recently announced it was unifying its privacy policies and would be sharing the data it collects about users between all of its products, starting March 1st.
OMG I am going to get ads ONLY FOR PORN
The Sherlock Fandom for the next 18 months
citychic11:
How we’d like to seem:
How we actually feel:
How the rest of the world sees us:
You ever have a weird moment when a song starts...
my phone just goes… ring ring ring
but my coworker’s does, too
so….. kind of the same thing.
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
Things I've Tried to Open with my Car Keys that...
My moms car
My sister’s car
My apartment building
My apartment
My parents house
My office building
Omg I am trying to click the follow button on a… less-than-reputable-looking blog… while in my office.
I just want to hit “follow” and navigate away quickly before anyone catches sight of me viewing the less-than-reputable-and-not-very-workplace-appropriate things.
BUT THE FOLLOW BUTTON WON’T LOAD
So I have to keep bouncing between that blog and something else and...
